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[BlakeK]

Your chances of being killed by a vending machine are actually twice as large as your chance of being bitten by a shark.

I'm sorry to say that your fact is actually somewhat relevant. Time to step up your game.

[jer]

Way to fuck it all up, Relevant Facts.

[BlakeK]

Way to fuck it all up, Relevant Facts.

I'm even starting to question whether he should have the word "facts" in his name. An in depth PIX board study revealed that you are twice as likely to be killed by a vending machine than killed by a shark. Being bitten by a shark is more common than being killed by a shark. I don't even know who you are anymore, Irrelevant Facts.

[rory]

Relevant But Ultimately Inaccurate Statements

[skateandannoy]

I haven't posted in a while, but I'm here to say hooray for the Supreme Court and Dysons are great. I used to sell vacuums and the Shark is pretty comparable to the Dyson. I still want a Dyson, though. My mom has one and it's amazing and I want to steal it from her.

I'm imagining Dunecat going door to door 1950's salesman style selling vacuums.

[Phitney]

That's pretty much how it was.