CM Punk Vrs. Ben Weasel

Started by pronetoaccidents, November 22, 2014, 08:27:50 AM

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Here are the words straight from the horses (ass) mouth...

"Okay gang, CM Punk's been running his mouth again and it's time to teach him a lesson. Who's CM Punk, you ask (along with the rest of the world)? Some washed up, burnt-out, has-been former wrestler who's been reduced to hanging out on Twitter challenging guys half his size to fist fights, that's who. I wish I was joking.

Yours truly was targeted by the big goof when he saw a YouTube video purportedly showing me hitting two women while on stage in Austin TX a few years ago. In fact I was hugging those ladies with my fists, not that it's any of his business. But the slobbering nitwit still challenged me to a fight, I guess so women will feel like he's a really great guy.

Well, guess what? I don't believe our female fans are delicate flowers in need of the protection of some oily mouth-breather who runs around in his underwear pretending to fight other men for a living. I think you ladies can hold your own. Heck, I KNOW you can.

So I'm challenging all our female fans - including all our M-F transgender fans - to stand up with us on stage at our show in Chicago on 11/22 and challenge the big goon to a fight. He thinks it's so easy to slug a chick? Let's see him try!

This is not a joke. If you're up to the challenge and can throw a solid punch, or even just kick a gym-muscled bully in his shriveled-up, steroid-ravaged nuts, post in this thread. Our road manager Kotton will contact you if we can use your help.

Let's shut this buffoon's mouth once and for all!

Please share this post!"

Though lovers be lost love shall not.


Anti-Creative Records sells some things.


Ben Weasel spews dumb shit on a regular basis on Facebook. He's been going on about how Fat Mike is a hypocrite after Fat Mike kicked a fan (Fat Mike is a hypocrite and an asshole as well but that's beside the point) and apparently Asian Man were (are?) going to stop distributing music by Ben Weasel and the Queers due to some dumb shit Joe Queer said about Furgeson. I think Ben Weasel is a terrible person but damn it if the first few Screeching Weasel albums aren't great. It sucks that they were made by such a scumbag.
Quote from: BlakeK on March 09, 2017, 06:59:37 PM
Having said that, I'd rather listen to Papa Roach than GG Allin


Yeah, I love Screeching Weasel and it was a huge part of my intro to punk, so it's a huge bummer what a shitbag Ben Weasel turned out to be.
Anti-Creative Records sells some things.


He's the worst. I'm glad Asian Man is taking a stand on them. Never cared for The Queers anyway.

Quote from: tinybitsofheart on August 01, 2014, 06:53:17 AM
kinda weird how the earth continues to spin on its axis and everything eventually dies even when you don't want it to dang


Quote from: skateandannoy on November 24, 2014, 06:56:50 PM
He's the worst. I'm glad Asian Man is taking a stand on them. Never cared for The Queers anyway.

are they taking a stand though? I can't find any real evidence of this. They still seem to be heavily promoting them on their web site and FB.