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one time i found a hot dog cart unattended when i was fucked up walking around and i pried it open and ate like 40 dogs rapidly. i didn't even eat the buns, i was just shooting meat tubes down my throat hole. it was pretty fun, i would like squirt mustard into my face to chase them down. i felt really good but then i also felt pretty bad after

that reminds me of one time when i was out in the tunnels with my buddies when i was 15. we were all drunk and we had been there playing acoustic guitar listening to how it reverberated through the cement and shit when we heard a noise from some dark fucking nightmare corner. what followed was some chud shit, there was an old ass lady carrying a baby with these like long ass fucking teeth. anyway, they were down to chill they were attracted to us from the music. they said nobody had been down there in like 8 years. it made me wonder where the baby came from. we got pretty drunk and went to 7-11 together with her, all my other friends were scared of her and also the cashier was pretty scared of her from what i remember. does anybody know anything that causes a baby to grow really long teeth? these things were like 3 inches.