Never print what I say in this lifetime, but that mummy case caused the war - Sir Earnest Budge. Of Egyptian and Assyrian Antiquities at the British musuem, (1893-1924)
I used to have this quote on my wall when I worked at the youth shelter.
"If you hate your parents, the man or the establishment, don't show them up by getting wasted and wrapping your car around a tree. If you really want to rebel against your parents, out-learn them, outlive them, and know more than they do."-Henry Rollins
"Some people say cucumbers taste better pickled"-David Chappelle
"i cannot reveal anything except this: of course, we know who (Jack the Ripper) was, one of the highest in the land."
Inspector Abberline, quoted by Nigel Moorland, Editor, in THE CRIMONOLOGIS, 1979
"this book is dedicated to the unnamed friend who sawed me out of the san francisco jail and to that dirty, disreputable, crippled beggar, "Sticks" Sullivan who picked that buckshot out of my back - under the bridge - at baraboo- wisconsin"- Jack Black, 1915