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Title: presidential erection predictions
Post by: BlakeK on March 13, 2016, 07:40:25 AM
John F Kennedy upset by Bill Clinton for erect most often, Abraham Lincoln had the biggest erection, Richard Nixon erect least often (tied with William Henry Harrison), and least desirable erection goes to Herbert Hoover but if we count current candidates, Trump for the win.
Title: Re: presidential erection predictions
Post by: skateandannoy on March 13, 2016, 05:00:55 PM
http://gawker.com/lbj-was-obsessed-with-his-dick-1694599317
Title: Re: presidential erection predictions
Post by: BlakeK on March 13, 2016, 05:59:03 PM
Quote from: skateandannoy on March 13, 2016, 05:00:55 PM
http://gawker.com/lbj-was-obsessed-with-his-dick-1694599317
That's what I get for making predictions without all of the available data
Title: Re: presidential erection predictions
Post by: pronetoaccidents on March 14, 2016, 08:40:13 AM
hmm.. i always suspected ol' Abe was packing
Title: Re: presidential erection predictions
Post by: pronetoaccidents on March 14, 2016, 08:41:25 AM
"Johnson was also notorious for involving his dick in the daily lives of his colleagues, whether they liked it or not"

sums up presidency. actually being a person
Title: Re: presidential erection predictions
Post by: skateandannoy on March 14, 2016, 05:46:14 PM
Quote from: BlakeK on March 13, 2016, 05:59:03 PM
Quote from: skateandannoy on March 13, 2016, 05:00:55 PM
http://gawker.com/lbj-was-obsessed-with-his-dick-1694599317
That's what I get for making predictions without all of the available data
Shame on you!
Title: Re: presidential erection predictions
Post by: BlakeK on March 15, 2016, 07:08:50 PM
Quote from: skateandannoy on March 14, 2016, 05:46:14 PM
Quote from: BlakeK on March 13, 2016, 05:59:03 PM
Quote from: skateandannoy on March 13, 2016, 05:00:55 PM
http://gawker.com/lbj-was-obsessed-with-his-dick-1694599317
That's what I get for making predictions without all of the available data
Shame on you!
I know. I should have looked at the poleing data before making predicktions
Title: Re: presidential erection predictions
Post by: BlakeK on March 27, 2016, 12:12:55 PM
I forgot all about Bob Dole, though perhaps his erection doesn't count since it was never actually presidential. If it counts, he gets a special pioneer award for first synthetic presidential erection