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Title: times when you have eaten a big amount of food at one time
Post by: hatmoose on June 10, 2014, 02:13:09 PM
last night i ate like a half pound of pickled ginger in one mouthful

also one time i ate a box of oreos

share your stories in this thread
Title: Re: times when you have eaten a big amount of food at one time
Post by: hatmoose on June 10, 2014, 02:16:32 PM
allison is questioning why i puked one time after eating 8 slices of pizza but i was okay eating half a pound of pickled ginger, i didn't even get a stomach ache

there's a lot of mysteries in life friends
Title: Re: times when you have eaten a big amount of food at one time
Post by: hatmoose on June 10, 2014, 02:16:50 PM
also i guess i ate 8 slice of pizza at one time, once
Title: Re: times when you have eaten a big amount of food at one time
Post by: AaronTheCabe on June 10, 2014, 02:24:57 PM
man there were times i had the munchies so bad back in the day i can't even comprehend how much i ate. and i would end up filling so damn full it made me feel awful so i induced vomitting (only a few times it was that bad) i literaelly felt like the guy from the last part of Monty Python's Meaning of Life
Title: Re: times when you have eaten a big amount of food at one time
Post by: skateandannoy on June 10, 2014, 02:25:57 PM
I eat 8 slices of pizza every time I eat pizza! I've also had a box of oreos. I think myspace dared me to or something. Or at least gave me the idea. Oh 2005/6.
Title: Re: times when you have eaten a big amount of food at one time
Post by: jerkemy on June 10, 2014, 02:28:47 PM
when i eat out sometimes i get to a point where i don't want to throw food away but there's not enough left to justify bringing home, so i cram it down and feel gross and bad for the rest of the day


Title: Re: times when you have eaten a big amount of food at one time
Post by: ramblinrabble on June 10, 2014, 06:20:50 PM
I once got stoned and baked a whole tray of these bad boys
(http://foodnetwork.sndimg.com/content/dam/images/food/fullset/2011/7/26/0/PA0702_sweet-chicken-bacon-wraps_s4x3.jpg.rend.sni12col.landscape.jpeg) 
I then realized I was the only one home and really only made them for myself.  Probably ate a whole pound of chicken and a half pound of bacon there.   I felt gross at first, but then I took a nap.
Title: Re: times when you have eaten a big amount of food at one time
Post by: Phitney on June 10, 2014, 06:24:28 PM
Last time I went to Veggie Grill I had a coupon for a free appetizer so I got nachos and veggie chik'n tacos and ate it in one sitting. It was my only meal of the day, but damn that was a lot of food.

Once I ate 3/4 of a box of thin mints, too.
Title: Re: times when you have eaten a big amount of food at one time
Post by: Rapture Ready Blowhard on June 10, 2014, 08:30:35 PM
I always seem to eat way too much after I cook spicy split pea soup for some reason.

My freshman year of undergrad one of my hall-mates read online that you could get really fucked up on fresh nutmeg, so he engorged himself on a whole bunch of it; he subsequently got super high, but also felt weak and confused and was bedridden for a couple days.  Everyone basically took shifts to look after him and make sure he didn't die and every time someone mentioned that maybe we should call an ambulance, he would suddenly become super animated and tell us not to.  Another time a lot of people on my hall were watching wrestling, and he begged his roommate to hit him with a metal folding chair.  Weird dude.
Title: Re: times when you have eaten a big amount of food at one time
Post by: Initwiththealiens on June 10, 2014, 09:06:40 PM
Last time I ate a big amount was in Amherst at a place called Bubs barbecue I think you could have unlimited of corn and rice and beans and lots of other food for like 10 bucks or something 
Title: Re: times when you have eaten a big amount of food at one time
Post by: acidentprone on June 11, 2014, 06:36:12 AM
one time i found a hot dog cart unattended when i was fucked up walking around and i pried it open and ate like 40 dogs rapidly. i didn't even eat the buns, i was just shooting meat tubes down my throat hole. it was pretty fun, i would like squirt mustard into my face to chase them down. i felt really good but then i also felt pretty bad after
Title: Re: times when you have eaten a big amount of food at one time
Post by: skateandannoy on June 11, 2014, 08:56:49 AM
Quote from: acidentprone on June 11, 2014, 06:36:12 AM
but then i also felt pretty bad after
understandable
Title: Re: times when you have eaten a big amount of food at one time
Post by: jer on June 11, 2014, 09:09:28 AM
i ate 25 del taco tacos.
Title: Re: times when you have eaten a big amount of food at one time
Post by: avivatigerlily on June 11, 2014, 10:36:28 AM
Quote from: acidentprone on June 11, 2014, 06:36:12 AM
one time i found a hot dog cart unattended when i was fucked up walking around and i pried it open and ate like 40 dogs rapidly. i didn't even eat the buns, i was just shooting meat tubes down my throat hole. it was pretty fun, i would like squirt mustard into my face to chase them down. i felt really good but then i also felt pretty bad after

im really afraid that "just shooting meat tubes down my throat hole" just became one of my new favorite sentences
Title: Re: times when you have eaten a big amount of food at one time
Post by: FolkTheGovernment on June 12, 2014, 03:02:23 AM
I went to a Cici's Pizza in Panama City Beach last month and I dont think I've ever eaten that much pizza in my life.
Title: Re: times when you have eaten a big amount of food at one time
Post by: Anna Karina on June 12, 2014, 03:12:59 AM
Quote from: jer on June 11, 2014, 09:09:28 AM
i ate 25 del taco tacos.
That's 25 too many Del Taco tacos.
Title: Re: times when you have eaten a big amount of food at one time
Post by: jer on June 12, 2014, 08:48:44 AM
it's like 20 too many.
Title: Re: times when you have eaten a big amount of food at one time
Post by: kw on June 12, 2014, 07:36:41 PM
Quote from: jer on June 12, 2014, 08:48:44 AM
it's like 20 too many.
Title: Re: times when you have eaten a big amount of food at one time
Post by: Anna Karina on June 13, 2014, 01:07:11 AM
No, my original deduction was correct.
Title: Re: times when you have eaten a big amount of food at one time
Post by: rabbit on June 13, 2014, 04:01:11 AM
when i used to smoke weed (stopped about five years ago i guess) was also when i was super broke all the time. so often i'd have to starve. but when i had enough money that i could scrape together
Title: Re: times when you have eaten a big amount of food at one time
Post by: amanda on June 13, 2014, 04:51:03 PM
Rob's parents have taken us to a Brazilian steakhouse a couple of times.  In case you are unfamiliar with the concept, dudes in matador pants serve you unlimited meat off of swords and there is also a really bitchin' salad bar.  It's like 60 bucks a person just for the food so I get a weird guilt complex about them spending the money on me and feel like I have to eat their money's worth of sword meats and massive asparagus. 
Title: Re: times when you have eaten a big amount of food at one time
Post by: bee on June 13, 2014, 05:07:57 PM
things i will eat all of at once:

scampi and lemon are to die for
(http://veggieadvisor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Nik-Naks-multipack.jpg)

followed by intense sugar shakes
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51WDvhsSzrL._SY300_.jpg)

i used to live with someone who had a small appetite. we'd go out for dinner and i'd eat all my meal and half of hers.
Title: Re: times when you have eaten a big amount of food at one time
Post by: momitsnowme on June 14, 2014, 12:27:09 AM
There was a story on npr about how we are programmed to eat a whole "unit" of whatever it is we are eating, no matter how big or small that unit is. So if you give us a giant bag of chips we will try to eat it, even if we would have been happy with the amount of chips in a smaller bag.
Title: Re: times when you have eaten a big amount of food at one time
Post by: pronetoaccidents on June 14, 2014, 08:47:31 AM
i do this quite often.

when i buy a box of oreos or girl scouts of pecan sandies (personal fav) i know damn well that i'm gonna polish off the entire bag and swig it down with a whole lotta milk.

i suppose that's the addict in me. They say addiction is a disease and manifests itself in all forms. Addicts are never safisitifed and want more, MORE, MORE..

so yeah, i eat a big amount of food at one time a lot of the time and i love it.
Title: Re: times when you have eaten a big amount of food at one time
Post by: bee on June 14, 2014, 11:47:24 AM
i have eaten a whole jar of pickles in one sitting more than once.
Title: Re: times when you have eaten a big amount of food at one time
Post by: Anna Karina on June 14, 2014, 11:53:38 AM
One time I ate all the food.
Title: Re: times when you have eaten a big amount of food at one time
Post by: amanda on June 14, 2014, 12:24:06 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1s99t5LED1qi69yjo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: times when you have eaten a big amount of food at one time
Post by: treebeard on June 15, 2014, 11:49:12 AM
duuuude stoner hangover I call em. I ate a whole bag of hershey kisses last night and im really feeling this morning
Title: Re: times when you have eaten a big amount of food at one time
Post by: Esmiller59 on June 25, 2014, 08:31:06 AM
There's this all you can eat sushi place in DC and one time I went there and spent like 2 hours eating 50 pieces of sushi. And not just little veggie rolls either, a lot of it was pretty serious sush.

Title: Re: times when you have eaten a big amount of food at one time
Post by: pronetoaccidents on July 03, 2014, 08:51:34 PM
i am a gluttonous bastard in every sense of the word. when i eat cookies i eat the entire fucking box.. whether it be oreos or pecan sandies or whatever.. there really is truth that addiction is a disease that affects the body in all types of ways and isn't about just drugs and alcohol and sex.. i'm a ravenous fiend in every sense of the word