I always seem to be telling you all about bad shit happening where I live, and even more bad shit has happened, but among all of that a glorious distraction emerged from a nearby craigslist:
https://grandrapids.craigslist.org/bfs/5614123864.html
No way anyone is paying $5000 for that. No low ball offers? Do you even Craigslist, bro? That was a painful read. I think that's the guy behind a lot of the spam email I get. CONVERSTION PEASES? Do you even English, bro?
I'm not really sure how dictating into your phone works because I have a flip phone, but maybe that's what's happening? But I feel like you can't turn caps on for this? Anyway, I feel bad for good ol' Hugh.
If this wasn't so much money, I keep trying to convince my housemate to start a food truck, and this would be the best CONVERSTION PEASE on the top of it, a la Dale Dead Bug.
Somebody send that link to the American Pickers show guys on the History Channel. They'd buy the shit out of that thing!