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Title: Worst Movies Ever
Post by: Anna Karina on March 16, 2016, 11:05:54 PM
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Title: Re: Worst Movies Ever
Post by: skateandannoy on March 17, 2016, 07:47:08 AM
Hahaha poor Jer.


Even though I love Mary Elizabeth Winstead:
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This trash goes without saying:
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/e1/TheRoomMovie.jpg/220px-TheRoomMovie.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst Movies Ever
Post by: skateandannoy on March 17, 2016, 09:01:53 AM
Almost forgot this instant classic
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Title: Re: Worst Movies Ever
Post by: jer on March 17, 2016, 11:05:17 AM
Quote from: skateandannoy on March 17, 2016, 07:47:08 AM
Hahaha poor Jer.

Meh, it wasn't all that great. It was fun for what it was, though.
Title: Re: Worst Movies Ever
Post by: skateandannoy on March 17, 2016, 11:30:15 AM
Quote from: jer on March 17, 2016, 11:05:17 AM
Quote from: skateandannoy on March 17, 2016, 07:47:08 AM
Hahaha poor Jer.

Meh, it wasn't all that great. It was fun for what it was, though.

Gotcha, I just vaugely remember the thread
Title: Re: Worst Movies Ever
Post by: Joe on March 17, 2016, 12:47:34 PM
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Starving the Beast: 

Great topic (i work at a university), but horribly boring movie.  Way too many interviews and news clippings, too much detail without substance. 

Title: Re: Worst Movies Ever
Post by: BlakeK on March 17, 2016, 06:10:20 PM
I like the interview! I thought it was funny and own it. I don't get why people hate it so much

I've had several people say they don't like it only to enjoy it once they see it again. I think maybe my expectations were low due to the poor reviews and reports from friends and it exceeded my low expectations.

I think of Gigli, Battlefield Earth, Glitter, the Britney Spears movie Crossroads, and other pop star driven movies. Cool as Ice!
Title: Re: Worst Movies Ever
Post by: Anna Karina on March 17, 2016, 10:14:34 PM
Quote from: jer on March 17, 2016, 11:05:17 AM
It was fun for what it was, though.
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Title: Re: Worst Movies Ever
Post by: James Anarchy Scallywag on March 18, 2016, 02:39:58 AM
no way that tusk is worse than a kevin smith movie where he thinks hes being smart
Title: Re: Worst Movies Ever
Post by: manmagic on March 18, 2016, 04:55:53 AM
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The only movie I ever walked out of the theater during.
Title: Re: Worst Movies Ever
Post by: pronetoaccidents on March 18, 2016, 10:29:15 AM
i thought tusk was awesome! i loved it and thought it was up there with clerks and dogma.

is this a "so bad it winds up being good" type of movie, ala The Room? or just movies that are just fucking horrible?

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/72/On_the_Road_FilmPoster.jpeg) SUCKED

(http://images.redbox.com/Images/EPC/Kiosk/6672.jpg) SUCKED

(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTUzNDc5Nzg3NF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMjI1OTgzMQ@@._V1_UY1200_CR107,0,630,1200_AL_.jpg) ( I used to be into this when I was younger and stupid and just wanted shock value I suppose. but the real animal killing IS NOT FUCKING COOL so fuck repping this flick.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/19/Zombie_h_dvd.jpg)SUCKED (and i love these type of flicks. such an over-rated b- cannibalploitation flick)

(http://www.joblo.com/face_off_img/42b679a7-aea7-c53c..jpg) SUCKED

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9e/Troll_2_poster.jpg) as far as movie go, it's horrendous. but it's one of the "so bad it's awesome to get fucked up and watch, think the room but just more.. creepy and absurd and stupid.


WELCOME TO NILBOG    ("OOHHH NOOOO... IT'S GOBLIN SPELLED BACKWARDS!!!)
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Title: Re: Worst Movies Ever
Post by: momitsnowme on March 18, 2016, 10:38:49 AM
I liked the interview too, blake
Title: Re: Worst Movies Ever
Post by: Anna Karina on March 18, 2016, 11:11:36 AM
Quote from: James Anarchy Scallywag on March 18, 2016, 02:39:58 AM
no way that tusk is worse than a kevin smith movie where he thinks hes being smart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lU9-WI2KprI
Title: Re: Worst Movies Ever
Post by: Anna Karina on March 18, 2016, 11:14:18 AM
I can't seem to find any good clips of Johnny Depp's insanely wretched performance, I assume because Johnny Depp wants all evidence of his involvement with the movie erased from the planet.



Yet he's perfectly fine with

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDhFVZwfe3c
Title: Re: Worst Movies Ever
Post by: jer on March 18, 2016, 11:56:51 AM
Quote from: Anna Karina on March 18, 2016, 11:14:18 AM
I assume because Johnny Depp wants all evidence of his involvement with the movie erased from the planet.

Probably why he asked Smith to reprise that same role in two more movies.
Title: Re: Worst Movies Ever
Post by: Anna Karina on March 18, 2016, 01:57:16 PM
Oh god, I forgot it's part of a trilogy. Can't wait for more horrendous fake Canadian accents while sporting berets.
Title: Re: Worst Movies Ever
Post by: jer on March 18, 2016, 02:17:58 PM
yeah it's a bummer that they're forcing you to follow the trilogy.
Title: Re: Worst Movies Ever
Post by: skateandannoy on March 18, 2016, 02:47:06 PM
Quote from: Anna Karina on March 18, 2016, 11:14:18 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDhFVZwfe3c
Forgot about this. So bad.
Quote from: Anna Karina on March 18, 2016, 01:57:16 PM
Oh god, I forgot it's part of a trilogy. Can't wait for more horrendous fake Canadian accents while sporting berets.
Quote from: jer on March 18, 2016, 02:17:58 PM
yeah it's a bummer that they're forcing you to follow the trilogy.
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Title: Re: Worst Movies Ever
Post by: hatmoose on March 19, 2016, 10:26:58 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQBGmBOhQEE
Title: Re: Worst Movies Ever
Post by: amanda on March 19, 2016, 12:50:06 PM
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(http://www.moviedump.net/DVD%20Covers/Weasels%20Rip%20My%20Flesh.jpg)

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Title: Re: Worst Movies Ever
Post by: skateandannoy on March 20, 2016, 07:47:28 AM
Quote from: hatmoose on March 19, 2016, 10:26:58 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQBGmBOhQEE
Yikes. The Ramones one was so bad too.