Today I gave my dead batteries away....Free of charge.
Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
A: Sanka!
Q: What did the baby corn say to it's mom?
A: Where is pop corn
Q: What is green and brown and crawls through the grass?
A: A Girl Scout who has lost her cookie.
what the fuck is with this shit
I don't think children make jokes about Sanka.
anything found when googling children's jokes is fair game
What did the 500 pound canary say?
(Here Kitty, Kitty!)
what hte fuck
should this be merged with the drunk thread
Why are penguins popular on the Internet?
Because they have web feet!
edited: That was the first thing I thought of though when I read the thread title, sorry if I offended.
i feel that that was an inappropriate story to post in this thread, sorry that i initially only said "get the fuck out" in this post
A prisoner, after many years, is finally released.
He runs around yelling, "I'm free! I'm free!"
A little kid walks up to him and says, "So what, I'm 4."
eat shit little kid
so, you're like on day two of your bender, i take it?
if you're climbing up a ladder
and you feel something splatter
diarrhea...... diarrhea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQlPr3hxXuA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EN0fqt-BjRI
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing it just waved.
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear!
Q: What do you call a cross between an elephant and a fish?
A: Swimming trunks!
Courtesy of the guy at the Wal Mart I went to when I was in rural NC. I loved his jokes, though.